My own legalese

1.    I am not a web designer (not that it wasn't already evident).  I do not have the  time or the patience for this.  If you would like to  design my site for me, I accept all donations.  I say donations, cause I am poor and my "will do extreme sports for money" sign   just isn't getting many offers.

2.    I am not a photographer either, I have no desire to spend hours waiting for the right light or looking for the correct angle.   I could  do a lot of neat stuff in that time.  So please don't expect Ansel Adams.   Adam Ant  would probably be closer. 

3.    I might say something that someone does not like.  Tough!!!!   Suck it up!

4.    Please do not use my pictures without my permission.  If someone is going to get paid for this stuff, well I want it to be me.  Yeah I am selfish, but I can admit to that.